German cop: "it's 9:45"
Ottoman boy: "are you sure it's 9:45?"
German cop: "yeah, of course"
Ottoman boy: "Ok, so when it become 10:00, come to my home and I will screw you!"
The impolite Ottoman boy said it and ran way while laughing out loud... The German cop got mad and started to run after...
After 10 minutes the Ottoman boy got into his home and closed the door. The German cop knocked door fastly... after a while the Ottoman father opened the door:
Ottoman: he?! (In Turkish it means "yes"!)
German cop: Sir! Are you aware of your extra-impolite son?!!
Ottoman: how?!
German cop: Sorry for the language sir, but around 10 minutes ago your son come and asked me to tell him what time is it. As soon as I answered, he told me to come to your house at 10:00 in order to screw me...!
Ottoman man thought deeply and said: I see. So why are you hurry?! It's not 10:00 yet, you came 5 minutes sooner!!!!
