Roj Bash Kurdistan

so funny , it is in arabic,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNJXzaXGwfo&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1   

it has 3 jokes in it, I got two of them

1- the guy asks him , what do you prefer for our Iraq ... (in arabic our iraq is "Iraqina")
and mam jalal answers , I prefer "Asia cell"
(iraqina and asia cell are the name of two cell phone company in iraq.)

2-
then mam jalal tells a story of himself , he says one day in Qela Chwalan , I was going I saw the old man which I used to see , and I used to dirnk a glass of wine with him.
he offered me glass of wine too , I drunk one , and after mintues he said, whats your name ?
mam jalal : dont you know me ?
the man : no I dont
mam jalal : dont u watch TV ?
the man : no I dont have a TV
mam jalal : newspaper ... other things
the man : no I dont
mam jalal : I am jalal talibani
then the man laughed at him and said , "ha ha you asshole, if you drink another glass you will I am George Bush"

if somebody knows arabic and got the other jokes of the clip please post the translation here...

hahaha, # 2 good one, didn't understand #1 though xD

Balci wrote:hahaha, # 2 good one, didn't understand #1 though xD

A man asks Jalal talabani, what do you think of our iraq, and our iraq is "Iraqina" in arabic, but Iraqina is also a cell phone company

He answered: I prefer Asia cel

Asia cell is another phone companyl

oh, I understand now xD