Turkish Jokes

[talsor]

1-A Turk who was carpenter was working with his son, suddenly the electric saw breaks and chops his ear off, after a few minutes searching his son founds an ear and says to his dad, is this your ear?
father looks at the ear and says no, mine had a pencil on it.

2-A Greek, a Azerbijani and a Turk were travelling on a plane, with a bunch of kids. It appeared that there was a problem with the engine and everybody had to jump.
Greek said: we must save the kids!
Azerbijani said: fuck the kids. Turk said: Do we have time for that?


3-The people of Rize (a city of 78,000 people) decide to declare war upon China, but then abandon the idea. Somebody gets curious and asks why, and the Rize people answer: "We thought and thought and finally decided that we cannot find enough space in Rize to bury all those people

4- Breaking news-A small helicopter crashed into a graveyard just outside trabzon. Authorities said they have recovered 100 bodies so far as the recovery efforts continue.

5-Did you hear about the Turk who locked his keys in the car?
It took him 3 hrs. to get his family out.

[matin123]

lol i like the 1st one