Short Jokes on Turks

[talsor]

No offence was intended here to any decent Turk , These jokes can be applied to any nationality , however the original auther chose the turks .

Why did 18 Turk go to a movie? Because "below 18" was
not allowed


What do you call a Turk in an institution of higher
learning? A visitor.


One day,Armenian and his Turkish Friend decided to go to forest to camp and make picnic!
when they arrived
The Armenian said"Look at that forest scene!it is so beautiful and relaxing!"
The Turk replied "I can not see the scene! coz a lot of trees!"


How to recognise a Turkish students:
When teacher erase the white board, the turk starts to erase his written notes!


Teacher asks a Turkish student: "What is the name of the animal which gives us MILK, YOGHURT, CHEEZE AND MEAT?"
The Turkish student says: "It is my Father!".


Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe


How did the Tork try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.


A Tork ordered an extra large pizza. The clerk asked
if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces."


Tork #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare? Tork #2:
"No, who wrote it?"

[Londoner]

Teacher asks a Turkish student: "What is the name of the animal which gives us MILK, YOGHURT, CHEEZE AND MEAT?"
]The student says: "It is my Father!".

I am not sure if this is from me

[talsor]

Teacher asks a Turkish student: "What is the name of the animal which gives us MILK, YOGHURT, CHEEZE AND MEAT?"
]The Truk student says: "It is my Father!".

Opps , I thought i edited that

[Londoner]

Teacher asks a Turkish student: "What is the name of the animal which gives us MILK, YOGHURT, CHEEZE AND MEAT?"
]The Truk student says: "It is my Father!".

Opps , I thought i edited that

I hope you are not getting old like me kak talsor.

[Yare]

hahahahaha loved them all!!

[Kurdi-Bakur]

hahhahahha its perfecccccccct i like it

[Kecke_Kurd]

[Akam]

[Kulka]

TURKISH SOLDIER

[Jether24]

Id like to make jokes rather dont know how to deliver it
in public effectively..
is there any advice you could share to me to make it very funny...

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[Azadi]

LOL Persians make the best jokes about Turks

[kurdimemin_diako]

yeah ... no one can joke on turks like persian !

[kurdimemin_diako]

someone ask a turk which animal wake up us for pray in morning ? he says : "my father!"

Someone tell a turk : john has got HIV ! he says : did he sold his BMW ??

someone ask a turk : does anyone lives in moon ? he says yeah ! don't u see his lamp in on everynight !?

a Turk goes to pentagon by parachute . 100 people dies . turk himself and 99 people dies laughing at him !

[Kloyd Niel Lopez]

Hello Guys,

3 Greeks And 3 Turks
3 Greeks and 3 Turks are travelling by train to a conference. At the
station, the 3 Turks each buy tickets and watch as the 3 Greeks buy only
a single ticket.
"How are 3 people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one Greek.

They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but all
three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly
after the train has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and
says, "
Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the
conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip and
save
some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the
station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment,
the Greeks don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Greek.

When they board the train the 3 Turks cram into a restroom and the 3
Greeks
cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one
of the Greeks leaves his restroom
and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Thanks,



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