Funny dreams thread
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:47 pmI had dream I went to Dersim. Ahmet Aslan was performing live. Yea! 
I get infront row and he says something to me and I don't understand. 
I don't know what to say uuuh not thinking I say "Seni seviyorum" 
He looks shocked 
and punches me in my nose. 
OUTCH! A guy wakes me up he looks familiar. I realize it's Diri. 
He askes me ''Are you okey?" I say "No" 
I notice this lady with him. She looks like some Kurdish singer I can't think of her name. Anyways Diri says "You want to go to Rojhelat with us?" I'm realy nervous and say ''It's not too gay friendly in İran''. Diri tells me "Don't worry, just don't say your gay." I agree to go. Time passes ... We're nearing Ağrı and very close to border. I start shaking like a chiwawa and say "I can't go with you..." Diri reassures me "You'll be fine, follow me..." The lady Diri is with agrees with him. So I go with them... Well, have no dificulty crossing border into İran. Time passes and we see a group of people listening to a speaker. I realize it's Ahmadinwhatchamacallit. Diri and the lady go upfront and I follow. Ahmadinwhatchamacallit ends his speach and shakes my hand. I say something and he doesn't understand. Diri tells me '' You have to speak in Farsi" I tell him "I don't know how" Diri tries to hjelp me, I don't know what to do, so I say in English "PULL MY FINGER. I SPEAK FLUENT FARTSI!" Ahmadinwhatchamacallit is not amused and orders security guards to take us to jail. Diri and the lady are realy pissed off at me. Diri called me ''Idiot...!" So we are taken to jail. I'm very sad and confused. All hope is gone. Diri and the lady fall asleep. I'm all alone thinkin the worst and suddenly a big Peacock appears! I think I'm imaging hallucinating it. I say ''I'm imaging you Aren't I?" It says "I wilt grant thou one wish and it can not be for personal gain.'' I don't know what to wish for that will not be for personal gain in this horrid situation. Hmmmmm
BINGO! A idea comes to me. Yay! As I look at Diri and think he looks so pale. I say to the Peacock '' I wish that Diri goes to the land down under, The land of Oz, Australia. He realy need some rays at the beach! POOF! We are all teleported to a beach in Australia somewhere. Diri look realy confused when he wakes up and says '' What's going on? Where are we?" I tell him ''It's a loong story..." He isn't satisfied with my lame answer... The lady tells him it don't matter, What's important is we're free! I say "You go girl!" 
Then a lady appears out of nowhere. She looks Kurdish and she has a dingo with her. I think I've lost my mind because I think she's realy hot, but I'm gay so this can't be. She knows I think she's realy sexy
somehow
because she says "You, my dear, are not worthy of me, but I'm feeling generous, so you can have my pet dingo." I tell her "I don't want your dingo, I want you honey" She shapeshifts into the Peacock and the Peacock says "Thou was ungrateful and froward with the lady, therefore thou wilt be sent back to jail." I beg ''Oh pleease no , I'll be good, I'm soo sorry. I'll take the dingo okey." POOF! I'm back in jail all by my self.
I get infront row and he says something to me and I don't understand. I don't know what to say uuuh not thinking I say "Seni seviyorum" He looks shocked and punches me in my nose. OUTCH! A guy wakes me up he looks familiar. I realize it's Diri. He askes me ''Are you okey?" I say "No" I notice this lady with him. She looks like some Kurdish singer I can't think of her name. Anyways Diri says "You want to go to Rojhelat with us?" I'm realy nervous and say ''It's not too gay friendly in İran''. Diri tells me "Don't worry, just don't say your gay." I agree to go. Time passes ... We're nearing Ağrı and very close to border. I start shaking like a chiwawa and say "I can't go with you..." Diri reassures me "You'll be fine, follow me..." The lady Diri is with agrees with him. So I go with them... Well, have no dificulty crossing border into İran. Time passes and we see a group of people listening to a speaker. I realize it's Ahmadinwhatchamacallit. Diri and the lady go upfront and I follow. Ahmadinwhatchamacallit ends his speach and shakes my hand. I say something and he doesn't understand. Diri tells me '' You have to speak in Farsi" I tell him "I don't know how" Diri tries to hjelp me, I don't know what to do, so I say in English "PULL MY FINGER. I SPEAK FLUENT FARTSI!" Ahmadinwhatchamacallit is not amused and orders security guards to take us to jail. Diri and the lady are realy pissed off at me. Diri called me ''Idiot...!" So we are taken to jail. I'm very sad and confused. All hope is gone. Diri and the lady fall asleep. I'm all alone thinkin the worst and suddenly a big Peacock appears! I think I'm imaging hallucinating it. I say ''I'm imaging you Aren't I?" It says "I wilt grant thou one wish and it can not be for personal gain.'' I don't know what to wish for that will not be for personal gain in this horrid situation. HmmmmmBINGO! A idea comes to me. Yay!
As I look at Diri and think he looks so pale. I say to the Peacock '' I wish that Diri goes to the land down under, The land of Oz, Australia. He realy need some rays at the beach! POOF! We are all teleported to a beach in Australia somewhere. Diri look realy confused when he wakes up and says '' What's going on? Where are we?" I tell him ''It's a loong story..." He isn't satisfied with my lame answer... The lady tells him it don't matter, What's important is we're free! I say "You go girl!" Then a lady appears out of nowhere. She looks Kurdish and she has a dingo with her. I think I've lost my mind because I think she's realy hot, but I'm gay so this can't be. She knows I think she's realy sexy somehow
because she says "You, my dear, are not worthy of me, but I'm feeling generous, so you can have my pet dingo." I tell her "I don't want your dingo, I want you honey" She shapeshifts into the Peacock and the Peacock says "Thou was ungrateful and froward with the lady, therefore thou wilt be sent back to jail." I beg ''Oh pleease no , I'll be good, I'm soo sorry. I'll take the dingo okey." POOF! I'm back in jail all by my self. 