turkish joke

[matin123]

persians are always making jokes about turks, this one is kind of funny. i'm translating it from farsi to english but i still think it will be funny. hope you enjoy it

one day, a turk enters a bus. he goes to the back of the bus and stands by some lady. after a few minutes, the lady slaps the turk. the turk simply puts his head down and doesn't say a thing. a couple minutes later, the lady slaps the turk again. still, the turk doesn't say a thing. a few stops later, the lady gets off the bus. everyone in the bus then turns to the turk and asks "excuse me sir, why did that lady slap you and how come you didn't do anything?" the turk answers "vallah, when i entered the bus, i noticed the lady's skirt was stuck between her butt. i went to pull it out for her, and she slapped me. when i saw that this upset her, i put it back in its place. then she slapped me again."

[Diri]

Haahahahaha


Thanks for the laugh...


Migi Tork-e-khar-e...

[kurdangel]

HAAHAHAHA...

[matin123]

tork e khar exactly haha

[zportoshki]

Persians hate Turks because Tahran's %50 Turk. iran economy's %60 under Turkish control.All businessmen all tradesmen are Turks.
Thats jokes are normal . Thats more funny than persian jokes , persians are worker Turks are the boss in iran


''Azeris in Iran call themselves torks and their language torki. .... Holding the levers of the Iranian economy in their hands'' http://www.iranian.com/Opinion/2003/August/Azeri/

[matin123]

Persians hate Turks because Tahran's %50 Turk. iran economy's %60 under Turkish control.All businessmen all tradesmen are Turks.
Thats jokes are normal . Thats more funny than persian jokes , persians are worker Turks are the boss in iran


''Azeris in Iran call themselves torks and their language torki. .... Holding the levers of the Iranian economy in their hands'' http://www.iranian.com/Opinion/2003/August/Azeri/

is that something to be proud of, turkish influence in the IRI? it is an oppressive government.

and the joke was not intended to be rude, just for fun.

[zportoshki]

Persians hate Turks because Tahran's %50 Turk. iran economy's %60 under Turkish control.All businessmen all tradesmen are Turks.
Thats jokes are normal . Thats more funny than persian jokes , persians are worker Turks are the boss in iran


''Azeris in Iran call themselves torks and their language torki. .... Holding the levers of the Iranian economy in their hands'' http://www.iranian.com/Opinion/2003/August/Azeri/

is that something to be proud of, turkish influence in the IRI? it is an oppressive government.

and the joke was not intended to be rude, just for fun.

real torki joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDu4oeR_hs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1   

[matin123]

lol that was either planned or that guy had good timing

[zportoshki]

lol that was either planned or that guy had good timing

it s joke.

[talsor]

Persians hate Turks because Tahran's %50 Turk. iran economy's %60 under Turkish control.All businessmen all tradesmen are Turks.
Thats jokes are normal . Thats more funny than persian jokes , persians are worker Turks are the boss in iran


''Azeris in Iran call themselves torks and their language torki. .... Holding the levers of the Iranian economy in their hands'' http://www.iranian.com/Opinion/2003/August/Azeri/

chill out bro , it is just a Joke , why do you get offended .

[talsor]

Persians hate Turks because Tahran's %50 Turk. iran economy's %60 under Turkish control.All businessmen all tradesmen are Turks.
Thats jokes are normal . Thats more funny than persian jokes , persians are worker Turks are the boss in iran


''Azeris in Iran call themselves torks and their language torki. .... Holding the levers of the Iranian economy in their hands'' http://www.iranian.com/Opinion/2003/August/Azeri/

is that something to be proud of, turkish influence in the IRI? it is an oppressive government.

and the joke was not intended to be rude, just for fun.

real torki joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDu4oeR_hs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1   

OMG , I could not believe that