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PostAuthor: Londoner » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:47 pm

What do you do if you get a letter or e.mail like this:
Dear Friend,
I am a banker by profession in A.D.B. and currently holding the F.O.M. in our bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($9million transfer claims) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family. I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/50 get back on acceptance of my proposal my phoone number ======,
Regards


This is how I reply:


Hello,
Thank you for your e.mail. This illegal rubbish is over 20 years old and the world knows about it. Almost every police station has a file about people like you running this rubbish to cheat people. You are a fool if you think you have a chance to fool any one to give you a cent. Anyway we have some thing for people of your type. We can use some one of your type in this type of business. I work in a bank in charge of a special department. We have £2billion deposited by Saddam Hussein illegally, and we want to get rid of it before becomes a scandal. We don’t want to involve honest people but people of your type fits the bill. We need people of your type in this type of business to come forward to claim all of it or part of it to help us to get rid of it. It is easy all you have to do is to go to a lawyer to make documents to prove you have the authority to collect this money. I advice you not to ask for all of it, just ask a part of it. Later if your first claim goes through successfully you can again apply for another part of it. So far we have got rid half of this money in this way. Some one has made three successful applications out of five and got away with a total of £5millions, which is not bad. You can offer a percentage of this money to the lawyer to help you all the way. Only serious applications accepted. An applicant must let us to give him hundred kicks on his back to prove he is serious.
Regards

(Please fill the following details, sign the declaration and send it back to us).
1) Your Full Name..............................
2) Your Age..........................................
3) Marital Status..................................
4) Your Phone Number…………….
5) Your Fax Numbers……………….
6) Your Country………………...........
7) Your Occupation.............................
8) Sex..................................................
9) Your Religion..................................

I declare that I am medically in good health and willing to submit myself to receive 100 kicks on my back to prove I am seriously interested to get my hand on a few million pounds of Saddam Hussein as described above.

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Re: Nigerian scam junky millionaires

PostAuthor: dyaoko » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:57 pm

ha ha ha ha :D
yeah these spams are annoying .

they also send much emails about Enlarging my ... !
dont they know I am Kurd and Kurds dont need such stuff ? ;)
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Re: Nigerian scam junky millionaires

PostAuthor: Londoner » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:03 pm

dyaoko wrote:ha ha ha ha :D
yeah these spams are annoying .

they also send much emails about Enlarging my ... !
dont they know I am Kurd and Kurds dont need such stuff ? ;)


Trust me that is not a scam. It is some thing really true. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Nigerian scam junky millionaires

PostAuthor: Barış » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:24 pm

:lol:
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