heyyyy f.ck peace man!!
i see ur jokes here...
we dont make jokes about kurds in turkey...
see how innocent u r...
we r not foolish..
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Author: turkish_ » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:27 pm
we r the sons of a nation soldier of our love for our country!we all know the blood runs through our vessels symbolizes the color of our flag n know it will stay still till theres no son of a turk living in the world...
peace in world peace in turkey!
peace in world peace in turkey!
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Author: Vladimir » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:39 pm
I heard worser things by Turkish people about the Kurds.
But this is only a jokes section so take it easy.
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
But this is only a jokes section so take it easy.
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
The suppression of ethnic cultures and minority religious groups in attempting to forge a modern nation were not unique to Turkey but occurred in very similar ways in its European neighbours - Bruinessen.
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Author: sorgul » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:05 pm
turkish_ wrote:heyyyy f.ck peace man!!
i see ur jokes here...
we dont make jokes about kurds in turkey...
see how innocent u r...
we r not foolish..
stop cussingf u TURK and calm dwon
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Author: Shalaw » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a *Beep* on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a *Beep* on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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Author: sorgul » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:33 pm
Shalaw wrote:A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a *Beep* on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
LOOOOOOL that was so funny
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Author: Diri » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:11 pm
Okey - SO an American, a Frenchman and an Iranian were sitting in their luxurious airplane... They were all very rich and powerfull men...
So then the American starts bragging about how big his farm in Texas is and how mnay more farmes he has in the world - and then the Frenchmen stands up and says -
And he takes a sipp of his champagne and throws the rest of it out the window...
And then the American gets angry and says -
And he lightes his cigarette and throws it out the window...
Then their eyes turn to the Iranian...
The Iranian feels that he must say something to be part of the gang...
He stands up and looks around - and goes around the corner and to the front door of the airplane - The American and the Frenchman sit in curiousity... Suddenly they hear somebody scream
And seconds later the Iranian comes around the corner dusting his hands together...
So then the American starts bragging about how big his farm in Texas is and how mnay more farmes he has in the world - and then the Frenchmen stands up and says -
"puh! I have hundreds of wine yards in France.. and frankly too many"
And he takes a sipp of his champagne and throws the rest of it out the window...
And then the American gets angry and says -
"You know we have such good cigarettes in America - genuin CUBANO cigarettes... and we have too many of them..."
And he lightes his cigarette and throws it out the window...
Then their eyes turn to the Iranian...
The Iranian feels that he must say something to be part of the gang...
He stands up and looks around - and goes around the corner and to the front door of the airplane - The American and the Frenchman sit in curiousity... Suddenly they hear somebody scream
"Allahu Akbar!"
And seconds later the Iranian comes around the corner dusting his hands together...
I had to throw out the Imam, and frankly we have too many of them...-
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Author: Xosh 7al » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:45 pm
Oh my God Diri... how could you condone the killing of an imam?
Isn't it immoral??
WHERE IS YOU CULTURE!!!!?!?!?!
HOW CAN YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER AFTER THIS?!?!?!??!?!
ARE YOU KURDISH!?!?!?!??!
Don't get all surprised Diri, coz thats the same crap you're telling me on the "Favourite Music" thread after I cracked a sexist joke.
Let's see which is more tasteful, a joke about women or a joke about killing someone?
hmmmmm
Cock!
Isn't it immoral??
WHERE IS YOU CULTURE!!!!?!?!?!
HOW CAN YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER AFTER THIS?!?!?!??!?!
ARE YOU KURDISH!?!?!?!??!
Don't get all surprised Diri, coz thats the same crap you're telling me on the "Favourite Music" thread after I cracked a sexist joke.
Let's see which is more tasteful, a joke about women or a joke about killing someone?
hmmmmm
Cock!
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