In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Reads Like… Sounds Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed******* I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie********* I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest********** I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet******** Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted********* My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Here is the actual sound recording
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003 ... row-p1.php
