Jokes, Jokes, we MUST HAVE JOKES! PLEASE TELL!

[Xosh 7al]

Oh my God Diri... how could you condone the killing of an imam?

Why? Are you one of those islamists who worship every word and step the imams make and take???

No because unlike you...

I know what a joke is and how it shouldnt be taken out of context. Unlike yourself.

[Diri]

buhu

[Xosh 7al]

No because unlike you...

I know what a joke is and how it shouldnt be taken out of context. Unlike yourself.

Do you like to read your own words??? Whats up with repeating your words???

In coherent english please.

[Diri]

buhu

[Xosh 7al]

And what did you say?

I think iut was something like "ummmm... you ain't got anything relevant to say... ummmm... thats sad... ummm.... helloooooo???? are you there??? "

How sad of you? Now you're just making up things without giving evidence.

[Diri]

buhu

[Xosh 7al]

Hey - Hassel - it wasn't directed at you - by the way... are we getting touchy???

I hope not.... I dont swing that way.

[serhildane]

Qazvini Turk Joke :

one day a Qazvini Turks , goes to a rich house at night , and steals 400 million dolors...after som days the Qazvini Turk calls the Rich Houes ...

and say

"if you want to see your 400 million dolor , send me your child..."

ha ha !

[Parsi]

Keep in mind that jokes lose a lot of their meaning when translated - especially since you can't tell it using accents.

Ok I heard this one on a Googoosh CD - most Iranis prob know it already.

A Fars and a Tork were walking down the street when a man passing them by fainted.

Shocked, the Fars and Tork ran to a nearby store and borrowed a hose. They then drew a line around the fainted man with calk and they stuck one end of the hose up the man's bottom to give him "mouth to mouth."

The Fars took the open end of the hose first and started blowing in it. After a while he got dizzy and said:
"Here Tork, you take and blow it, i'm out of breathe."

The Tork then took the end that was in the man's bottom out, stuck the other end in and put the dirty end to his mouth and started blowing.

Disgusted, the Fars said:
"You idiot, what are you doing?"

The Tork replied:
"The end you blew on was dirty - I'm not putting that in my mouth!"

[Diri]

Keep in mind that jokes lose a lot of their meaning when translated - especially since you can't tell it using accents.

Ok I heard this one on a Googoosh CD - most Iranis prob know it already.

A Fars and a Tork were walking down the street when a man passing them by fainted.

Shocked, the Fars and Tork ran to a nearby store and borrowed a hose. They then drew a line around the fainted man with calk and they stuck one end of the hose up the man's bottom to give him "mouth to mouth."

The Fars took the open end of the hose first and started blowing in it. After a while he got dizzy and said:
"Here Tork, you take and blow it, i'm out of breathe."

The Tork then took the end that was in the man's bottom out, stuck the other end in and put the dirty end to his mouth and started blowing.

Disgusted, the Fars said:
"You idiot, what are you doing?"

The Tork replied:
"The end you blew on was dirty - I'm not putting that in my mouth!"

Hahaha

My mom and dad were laughing realy hard when I told them that one...

So my dad told me another...

A Kurd dressed up in his best clothes and went to this waterfall - there was a competition going on you see - and newsreporters and journalists from all over came to film and report the event...

So the Kurd - dressed in his best clothes - to look good on TV went and stood by watching the people making themselves ready to jump down from the waterfall... Standing there looking down - a Tork came passing by - the Tork pushed the man off the waterwall - so went flying in the air - till he hit the water...

The reporters and audiance went wild everybody was screaming and shouting "Well done" and other such things - when the Kurd's head come out of the water - a journalist stuck a microphone up his face - and asked him "wow that was amazing - how does it feel?" - the Kurd looked up at the waterfall and angrily said "Waaay Tork min daykit gan dakam" --- "Waaay Tork **** your mother"

[Parsi]

Keep in mind that jokes lose a lot of their meaning when translated - especially since you can't tell it using accents.

Ok I heard this one on a Googoosh CD - most Iranis prob know it already.

A Fars and a Tork were walking down the street when a man passing them by fainted.

Shocked, the Fars and Tork ran to a nearby store and borrowed a hose. They then drew a line around the fainted man with calk and they stuck one end of the hose up the man's bottom to give him "mouth to mouth."

The Fars took the open end of the hose first and started blowing in it. After a while he got dizzy and said:
"Here Tork, you take and blow it, i'm out of breathe."

The Tork then took the end that was in the man's bottom out, stuck the other end in and put the dirty end to his mouth and started blowing.

Disgusted, the Fars said:
"You idiot, what are you doing?"

The Tork replied:
"The end you blew on was dirty - I'm not putting that in my mouth!"

Hahaha

My mom and dad were laughing realy hard when I told them that one...

So my dad told me another...

A Kurd dressed up in his best clothes and went to this waterfall - there was a competition going on you see - and newsreporters and journalists from all over came to film and report the event...

So the Kurd - dressed in his best clothes - to look good on TV went and stood by watching the people making themselves ready to jump down from the waterfall... Standing there looking down - a Tork came passing by - the Tork pushed the man off the waterwall - so went flying in the air - till he hit the water...

The reporters and audiance went wild everybody was screaming and shouting "Well done" and other such things - when the Kurd's head come out of the water - a journalist stuck a microphone up his face - and asked him "wow that was amazing - how does it feel?" - the Kurd looked up at the waterfall and angrily said "Waaay Tork min daykit gan dakam" --- "Waaay Tork **** your mother"

lol

That's sorta sad - why would you push someone off a waterfall? Ayayay...these Torks

[2DamnGood]

lol all funny jokes but chek this jokes out,


A beautiful girl goes to a fabric shop in kurdistan and the shop owner was a sleazy teenager, anyways as the beautiful girl looked around she spotted what she liked, so she told the horny teenager ok how much a meter for this fabric? and the boy answered the price for a meter of that fabric is a kiss and the girl said ok i will take 10 meters of that fabric but my grandmother will pay for it. hahahahahahhhhhhhhh
(if you didn't understand it then let me know so i can explain this joke was told in kurdish)

[dyaoko]

ha ha the first one was funny

[kurdangel]

hahahaa first one is really goodd